"Yay," I said. The new baby, as yet unnamed, is expected to arrive in late February or early March, according to the results of a recent, highly classified ultrasound test, a copy of which was obtained by LITSWD.
When I saw the ultrasound (true story), I was so moved I said, "Bears sleep in caves."
According to a source with knowledge of the situation, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he said I'm too young to understand where babies come from, the baby came from a "magic potion" and is presently "inside Mommy's tummy -- like a Gummy Bear."
The source also said the baby would be very happy, along with Mommy and Daddy, if I "went poo-poo and pee-pee on the potty."
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So there you have it folks. Keeping you informed, 24-7.
In other major news -- and contrary to what these unnamed "sources" would you have believe -- I have made poo-poo and pee-pee in the potty. On occasion. When I feel like it.
And now to the main event... Pictures of me.
Giving my friend Stelly one of my trademark make-'em-feel-it hugs.
Before and after photos of a green popsicle. Guess which one this is.
That would make this the after.
On a hayride. Hey.
You talkin' to me?
Me, Mommy and the Empire State Building of desserts -- during a trip to New York to see Uncle Joe and Aunt Darlene.
Want to shut me up? Try a lollipop. Blue one, please. And if you don't have a blue one, I'll settle for pink. 
3 comments:
Stelidora are so super excited. We are all excited. Congratulations. Babies on Collington RULE. Do the children on Collington out number the adults yet? Thanks for contributing to that effort. Soon we will be able to open our own daycare and school.... right on our block!
CONGRATULATIONS to all the Sheinin family.LOve and miss you, Aunt Barbara & Uncle Jim
Congratulations Lucinda! (and Mom and Dad too!) I know you will be a fantastic big sister. If you were still doing the top 10, I think this would rank. (From your Mom's TX cousin Jean)
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