Monday, September 22, 2008

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Milking My Birthday For All It's Worth

Turned two a couple weeks back. Had a big party at the bowling alley. Got tons of presents. Mommy baked a cake. Daddy took some pictures. I wore a tutu. Hey, at least there was no mistaking who was the belle of this ball. On to the pictures!


I'm showing off two things here: my new dollhouse, courtesy of Mommy and Daddy, and my killer mullet -- also courtesy of Mommy and Daddy.


Helping Mommy bake my special birthday cupcakes. OK, let's get to the frosting already!

Mmmmm... frosting.


The finished product... I think I'll just lick this frosting off the top.



Cool wrapping paper from my Nanny. Wonder what's inside?


Oh, my... A karaoke machine. Do these microphones go here?



OK, it's party time, folks. You know who you are. I don't call what I'm wearing an outfit, but here's what I'm wearing.


Here's Mommy showing off the cakes she made. Yo, Mommy... is that beer non-alcoholic?


Let's see if Sydney can take one of my legendary hugs. Hmmm, she's pretty sturdy.


One thing this shindig needs... party hats.


I don't like to brag, but I like the way my legs look in these heels.


Hugs for Stelly-Dora. I bet I can topple them both over.


Told ya!


Time to break for some pizza...


... and some juice.


Hugs for Maya. If her Mommy wasn't hovering, I'd squeeze the snot out of her.


Whatever it is in this bottle, it makes Daddy act really funny.


If anybody's looking for the juice boxes, I've got 'em all right here.


Whoa... Either my ass is getting bigger or that diaper's getting a little full.



Hugs for Leslie. I wonder what she brought me for a gift.


Bowling with Maya. I don't have the heart to tell her she's over the line, and thus, whatever she scores on this roll won't count.


The cops came and arrested everyone, and this is my mugshot. Just kidding!


Here's what Leslie got me -- a beautiful princess dress, with killer accessories. (Note to self: Leslie gets invited again next year.)

Opening presents while wearing my new princess dress.


A fancy new dress and fancy new boots, from my Aunt Darlene and Uncle Joe. And a sock monkey. Mommy's jealous of my boots. Maybe I'll even let her borrow them.