Bonus video: Auditioning for "Dancing With the Stars"!

Happy Holidays!

Seasons greetings, family and friends. Sorry for the infrequent (which is to say, nonexistent) posts of late. But you all know how busy I am fulfilling my mission of Absolute Destruction. You'll be glad to know I'm making decent progress on that endeavor -- I have just about destroyed everything in our house and am starting to turn my sights to the houses of friends and relatives, including (fair warning!) some of you.

I'll have more for you after the New Year, including a new Top Ten list (hint: big changes at the top!) and plenty of photos from my adventures. But for now, enjoy this photo of me with a big, fat, old guy with a funny red suit and a white beard. Didn't catch his name, but he looks kind of like how I would envision Elmo in about 50 years.

Love to all,

Lucinda